remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
….for a reason.
If you’re looking at this and you don’t understand anything except for the fact that she’s referring to herself with the “small dogs and spray tans” line, you’re missing out on the context.
You know how people love and know every single thing about people like Justin Bieber or the main Supernatural cast? and especially how people love Justin after he and others spit in fans’ eyes from a balcony, drove drunk, etc., and still retain undying love? Yeah, that’s fucking crazy.
Be a fan of someone - cool. Know background information like middle name, age, and stuff - alright. Worship the ground they walk on and try your best to keep up with every single action someone does? Uh…I highly recommend NOT doing that.